Friday, February 2, 2007

APARTMENTS

for rent on Mars. 1- to 3-bdr. Nestled in SW side of Utopia Planitia. New carpet, refrigerator, dishwasher. Cable ready. Pets, smokers OK. On-site laundry. Security gate. All utilities paid except atmosphere, water. Variable leases available from $800/mo.

1 comment:

Stanley Bishop Burhans said...

Buddy, take it from me, nobody buys apartments without atmosphere on Mars. You should give them the frist 3 months atmosphere free, and then start chargin em.