EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY -- WAITER

Looking for an experienced waiter to stand in for me in situations where I would normally have to wait. Applicant should have experience waiting in restaurants, bank lines, post offices, waiting for mail, waiting for people to call, waiting for people to come over, waiting to see, standing here waiting, waiting for Godot, waiting for something cool to happen, etc. Experience with waiting in designated waiting areas a plus but not required. Applicant should be proficient with Microsoft Office, be able to multitask, and have excellent communication skills. If interested, call 925-2548 immediately and ask for John. Any reference to the Richard Marx song "Right Here Waiting" will result in immediate and irretrivable disqualification.