MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE FUNNY

Leading plastics manufacturer in Minneapolis area looking for someone to pretend to be a comedian in plant cafeterias. Should have at least 30 minutes of new material per week and be available to work multiple plants on a flexible schedule. Some heckling possible. Send sample tape to:

RPMS, Inc. Home Office
P. O. Box 36102
Minneapolis, MN 55422

Prop comics OK. No menstrual / scatological humor. Actual humor a plus but not required. Submitted materials will be returned to applicants who include an SASE. 401(k), paid vacation time, health / dental / vision insurance for qualified employees. RPMS, Inc. is an EOE.