Saturday, January 13, 2007

POET

needed for leading bioengineering firm. Must have a current Illinois state poetic license and be able to show documentation of safe poetry-handling certification. Applicant should be conversant with and able to think deep thoughts regarding: plant tissue culture, robotic insects, sexual deviance in zero-gravity environments. Direct prior experience with poetry preferred but not required. Deep thoughts are subject to constraint within specified parameters.

Applicants should call Jenna Hanson between 8 AM and 1 PM, Monday-Friday, at 247-7978 ext. 120 to set up an appointment.

"RIIS does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, national origin, sex, age, weight, handicap, sexual orientation, or other non-merit factors."

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